Dial the Gate

So, I read a random comment that tomorrow was tome_raider's birthday. She hasn't gotten back to me on requesting a birthday fic. So, tonight I shall write her challenge. Three words: H/Hr, quick shag, Shrieking Shack. Writing smut on the ministers computer. Why do I not feel bad about this?

Title Just like Old Times
Year Post-Hogwarts
RatingNC-17
SpoilersBooks/movies
SummaryPointless smutt as a B-day pressie because I am a cheap bastard.

( Mmmm . . . . . smut. . . . . )

Eh, I'm really sorry. I started to write this and was into it and then just as it was supposed to get hot, I didn't really want to do it any more. I think it's a little rushed. I really am sorry about that dear.

Title Like a Bad Teen Movie
Year Post-Hogwarts
RatingPG-13ish I suppose
SpoilersBooks/movies
Summary Looking back on things, I suppose one could say it was all like one of those bad teen movies.

( No idea where this came from. Lets see what comes of it, shall we? )

Hmmm . . . I think the ending was a little rushed, but I need to finish up and go house sitting!

TitleCaution: May Contain Nuts
YearDuring School. No specific
RatingG
SpoilersBooks/Movies
SummaryA warning on a package of peanuts raises some questions.
( No really, the peanut bag said that it MAY contain nuts. )

Well, that was crap-tastic. . .

TitleNew Beginnings
YearDefinately post 7th
RatingG
SpoilersNada
SummaryThe corny baby one I promised you. Harry has to face a new fear.
( In which Harry faces his most dangerous enemy yet. . . . )

ETA: Well, to change Moony to Moody in the story. I just thought about that last night. Very embarrassing.

Am getting very tired of all the bitching about "OMG! Ron wuz So!! Not canon!!" bitchin' 'round here.

Canon? Is that Britsh slang? A rather unfortunately ignorant/just plain stupid comment made in the discussion mat got me banned from the H/Hr community.

Unfortunately, there are two canons in the HP fandom, movie and book. That's just the way it is. No, PoA wasn't EXACTLY like the book. Movies never are. There's just too much int he books to put into a movie. Events need to be modified, creative visions are different. If you must, look at it this way: JKR has finaly say on all movie shit. If she approves, it must be okay. And also, there's a reason the end credits read Based on the novel by JKR Because it's based. It's not going to be exact. Deal with it people.

Some one nominate me at Portkey. Stroke my ego and make me feel good.

Well, that was rather shameless. Oh well. *shrug*

Had a plot bunny run through my head while listening to Traveling Soldier. Shit. May have to write now. It would be angsty, and sad (I hope) and full of H/Hr goodness. . . .

TitleLetters
RatingG I suppose
SpoilersLoosely on the books
Year6th/7th
SummaryThey were only 16, far too young to understand what love was, she thought.
( Here we go again . . . )

June 10th challenge A late night conversation at the Burrow.

Title Lost and Found
RatingG
Year Just after 7th
SpoilersThe books I suppose
Summary Harry and Hermione talk. (Betcha didn't see that one comin', didcha?)
( Oh, a rip off/twist of one I already wrote. Woot! )

So, In praise of my new Hero, tome_raider, I present (Tada!) SMUT! And not just any smut, pre-1am, wet!harry, she-devil!Hermione smut. Yum.

Title Warm Water Wash Only, Tumble Dry
Raiting NC-17. Did you miss the 'SMUT!!' up there?
Spoilers Up to Book 5, I suppose.
Year 6th. It's only a little illegal.
Summary She-Devil!Hermione. Wet!Harry. Tight, dirty quidditch robes. Empty prefects bathroom. Any questions?

( Warm Water Wash Only, Tumble Dry )

Hope this is met with approval. . .

Apparently Alex Kingston (Dr. Elizabeth Corday) is saying she's being canned from ER for being too old. o.0 She's leaving? WTF? *Le sigh* Possibly one less show that I'll watch next season. Gallant already left to go play cop on another show. Just as things were getting interesting between him and Neela. Damn him.

Again, I have had no requests as to what to write and tonight, I really am going to write something, I swear it.

TitleUnexpected Freedoms
RatingG
SpoilersNada
SummaryHarry draws some conclusions about life and Hermione on their last night at Hogwarts.
( End of school fluff(?). H/HR )

I have decided to just let my fingers do that walking/talking at the moment. The music in A Window to the Past has been haunting me and has quickly become my fave track on the PoA Sound track. It keeps feeding me lines and scenes that I'm not really sure what to do with. It's mostly Harry angst, so, I'm just gonna let'er rip under a cut. I give no promises of plot, continuity, plausibility, comprehensibility or anything. This may just turn out to be a stream of consciousness for all I know. What ever.

TitleA Window to the Past
RaitingG
SpoilersEverything up to PoA
SummaryHarry does some lamenting about how life sucks. Because really, it does.
( And an angsty Harry ruled my world. )

Hmm . .. yeah, what ever.

This is definitely a rambling for want of anything better to do entry.

*snicker* I GOT BANNED FROM HARRYHERMIONE AND GOT MY OWN THREAD ON JOURNALFEN IN THE FANDOM_WANK!!!!! *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

God, I have no idea why that makes me so happy! Seriously people, what's wrong with me?

Have an urge to write smut again. It sounds wonderful in my head and then when I try to get it out, it gets all jumbled and awkward and strange. Any tips out there? Anyone? Anything to help me out? My naughty thoughts need to escape from their confinement!

Next topic: Uhhhhh . . . .

I got nothin'. But I don't want to be done yet. Sooooo . . . . . PoA eh? At the IMAX? I will be at the one in Toronto. God I hope I'm there on the 4th., if not, I'll be in Ottawa and shall watch it on a normal screen first. Anyone gonna be in Ottawa/Toronto and meet up with me? I doubt it. Everyone I know is eithe rgoing to NY or is somewhere else in the states/Britain/Aussie land. So, yeah. Woo! PoA! So fuckin' pumped! It's about time!

I want the Honey dukes candy. Badly. But then agian, who doesn't?


Wee! I dunno where this came from, but I think it's pretty good. Comments are apreciated, as is a hint as to where else I can post this! Jori, Liss, maybe I should be a member of erotic_elves, instead of just monitering it?

Harry/Hermione, first time. Few odd years after they get out of school.

MOST DEFINITELY NC-17!!
( H/Hr first time. )